Dummy heads

Product Description – Dummy Heads (Strain) by TedBuz Cannabis Company (600 words)

Brace yourself. Dummy Heads by TedBuz Cannabis Company is not for the faint of heart—or the weak of tolerance. This high-potency, mind-bending strain was bred for heavyweights, thrill seekers, and day-one smokers who actually know what they’re doing. Packed with knockout THC levels, insane flavor, and a brain-busting high that hits harder than reality, Dummy Heads is a straight-up slap to the senses—in the best way possible.

Whether you’re looking to obliterate stress, chase a couch-locked evening, or test your mental limits, this strain delivers unapologetically heavy vibes, thick smoke, and endless head buzz. Dummy Heads isn’t here to play—it’s here to level you.

Genetics & Lineage

Dummy Heads is a hard-hitting indica-dominant hybrid, born from the collision of Headbanger (Sour Diesel x Biker Kush) and Do-Si-Dos, creating a profile that’s both mentally electric and physically numbing. It’s the kind of hybrid that tips toward sedation without completely knocking out your lights—until it wants to. Think old-school couch-lock meets new-school flavor tech.

• Type: Indica-leaning Hybrid

• Lineage: Headbanger x Do-Si-Dos

• THC: 27%–32% (seriously)

• CBD: <1%

Appearance

Visually, Dummy Heads lives up to its name. The buds are thick, round, and oversized, looking like small green brains coated in heavy white frost. Deep green and violet undertones swirl beneath bright orange pistils, while the trichomes sparkle like broken glass in the light. It looks like trouble—and it is.

This is the kind of flower that makes people stop mid-roll just to admire it.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

Open the jar and you’re hit with a chaotic blast of fuel, funk, and sweet dough—like Sour Diesel just drove through a bakery. The aroma is loud and complex, with skunky top notes followed by gassy depth and sweet, nutty undertones. When smoked, the flavor flips between diesel sharpness and creamy vanilla cookies, with a spicy, earthy exhale that clings to your tongue.

• Top Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool

Effects & Experience

Let’s be blunt: Dummy Heads goes straight to your dome. The high starts fast with a rushing cerebral wave that may cause sudden giggles, time dilation, and temporary forgetting-why-you-walked-into-the-kitchen syndrome. Soon after, the body high creeps in, melting away stress and locking you into whatever position you’re in—preferably a soft chair, a couch, or your bed.

Best suited for night use or heavy chill sessions, this strain is ideal for:

• Knocking out stress or anxiety

• Melting into music or TV

• Zoning out in creative wormholes

• Sleep support

• Laughing at absolutely nothing

It’s called Dummy Heads for a reason—expect mental fog, body slump, and stupid-good vibes.

Grower’s Notes

Grown indoors in small, craft batches, Dummy Heads is cultivated using living soil and organic inputs to maximize resin production and terpene intensity. Buds are slow-cured for 3+ weeks, hand-trimmed, and undergo rigorous lab testing for potency, purity, and terpene profile. TedBuz doesn’t play when it comes to quality—this is clean, powerful, fire weed.

Why Choose Dummy Heads?

Because you don’t want a “light buzz.” You want to get dumb high—and Dummy Heads is here to take you there. This is that end-of-the-day, zone-out-the-world, laugh-until-you-snort, order-too-much-food kind of strain. It’s big flavor. Big high. Big everything.

If you’re looking for a chill little hybrid, keep it moving. But if you’re ready for something ridiculously potent, flavorful, and fun as hell, welcome to Dummy Heads.

Dummy Heads: Hit hard. Laugh harder. Only from TedBuz Cannabis Company.